| Is this why Larry Ellison wants the island of Lanai? |
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| Friday, 22 June 2012 11:11 |
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Maybe we could convince the folks on the island to take up the old ways and sacrifice him to Pele? Talk about having an obnoxious neighbor!
Disguise it as a geothermal project. Drill down to the magma below the volcano. Hire an ex-driller from BP, that ought to work. Given enough time, the island will have more real estate to sell. Get enough lava, you can push his ownership position back to a minority holding. That'll p*** him off! |








